The quiz is marked as 5 points: just like Rob. 1 point: nothing like Rob

Will you make a good Rob?

We all know who Rob is but are you anything like him? Do you have anything in common? Are you insane as well? Take the quiz to see.

p.s. This is for entertainment, I'm not wierd.

1. If a large squid says I'm going to eat the world, what would you do?

Say: ok whatever.
Say: please don't eat the world
Panic
Stay calm
try your best to conquer the world in what little time there is left


2. Given the choice what would you prefer to eat? Be honest.

An apple
fish and chips
a worm
a dead sea creature and sliced vegetables (all the same ones) both drowned in fat
an egg.


3. Which indoor thing do you enjoy? You have to pick one.

Films
TV
Books
Sleep
Computer


4. Which outdoor thing do you enjoy? You have to pick one.

Walking
Cycling
Running
Sleeping
Hitting someone over the head with a branch from a tree.


5. If your dog began to dance with a top hat and cane, what would you do?

Eat it
Film it
Laugh at it
Sell the rights to it
Just walk away from it.


6. If your next door neighbour complains about the noise your vortex to an other universe makes:

Would you tell him to get his own vortex
Close the vortex as it gets in the way anyway
Push him through the vortex then close it
Blame the noise on some guy who is just walking down the street
Confuse him then steal his house and car and say that it was yours to begin with.


7. If you won a million pounds/dollars what would you do?

Bank it for the future
Spend it all at once
Give it to Rob
Invest it in The land of Rob
Give some of it to your family and use the rest wisely.


8. If your website is bringing in few or no visitors what would you do?

Give up entirely
Start a new one
Keep posting on it
Change the style of it
Feel fed up but continue to post


9. How's your spelling?

Fair
Poor
Great
The best ever
Just plain bad.


10. How far can you swim? Round up or down.

5km
500m
1km
100m
2km

After answering these questions click on the button below for the results.